Is this real life?

My name is Alex. I am a baker and pastry chef in California and I specialize in custom cakes. I post things regarding awkwardness, my opinions, my cakes, my humorous life, and things that I like or find hilarious. I love my friends and family, my church, and my life. The end.

OMGOMG I just accidentally added someone on Facebook while trying to creep them. I think I just died. This is the end. 

I’m so sick of seeing Lana Del Rey EVERYWHERE I go on the internet.

I admit, she has a quality. But if I listened to a whole cd of her’s I would probably want to kill myself because the chick sounds like a naughty baby kitten with a cold or something. And she is always just talking to music.

Not to mention she looks like that alien from mars attacks. And she does a creepy glide walk like her too.

Aspergers is such a weird word. Sounds like you could only get it on Uranus.

—My Dad

Ladies and gentleman, My dad.

  • Me: Have you ever seen the movie Adam?
  • Dad: No...
  • Me: Well, my friend said it's really good. It's about a guy who has Aspergers who falls in love with a girl that doesn't have Aspergers.
  • Dad: Wow. Sounds Like a comedy.