January 2013
1 post
Tumblr has become such a dark place.
Visiting for the first time in, like, a year. So strange… *crawling back under my rock*
August 2012
2 posts
4 tags
OMGOMG I just accidentally added someone on Facebook while trying to creep them. I think I just died. This is the end.
There are few things that I love more than...
Cause when I’m on it, I’m ON IT.
July 2012
22 posts
I'm so sick of seeing Lana Del Rey EVERYWHERE I go...
I admit, she has a quality. But if I listened to a whole cd of her’s I would probably want to kill myself because the chick sounds like a naughty baby kitten with a cold or something. And she is always just talking to music.
Not to mention she looks like that alien from mars attacks. And she does a creepy glide walk like her too.
3 tags
“Aspergers is such a weird word. Sounds like you could only get it on Uranus.”
– My Dad
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Ladies and gentleman, My dad.
Me: Have you ever seen the movie Adam?
Dad: No...
Me: Well, my friend said it's really good. It's about a guy who has Aspergers who falls in love with a girl that doesn't have Aspergers.
Dad: Wow. Sounds Like a comedy.
Why do I always have cake disasters when I am not...
This is why Brett needs to team up with me so I can make him do everything when i’m under the weather. haha
5 tags
Creeping everyone rn
I hope that’s ok…
brittanysaysrelax:
windingroadsblindinglights replied to your post: I just went on the first and last blind date of my life.
Tell him I will kick his natural ass if he tries to make a move on you on the first date
Thanks, boo. But there will be no need for that seeing as he doesn’t have my number and I never intend on seeing this human again.
Seriously Brett, I was planning an escape route 5...
4 tags
gary-brown:
congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one
Remember the question society?
L-O-L.
I’m in Texas! Just a few more minutes till I can board my connecting flight. I see what Andrea was saying about being bored and knowing that everyone is asleep!! I love the accents here. I just want a cute accent. Or, like a boyfriend that has one or something. And I need to be in the same state as Andrea. I am eavesdropping on these two girls that seem like best friends and they are really...
Hiding ugly.
Girls can use make-up and boys can use beards… but what about the ugly guys that can’t even grow a beard? Man. Sucks to be them.
1 tag
I just want
a collection of antique teacups. I want a garden with a hammock. I want a library. I want endless time to explore and adventure around with no responsibility. I want someone to be a kid with. I just want a life where I cook, and clean, and bandage scrapes, and tell bedtime stories, and sit on the porch and read. I want to make lunches, and hold hands, and clean sticky faces.
I never thought I...
June 2012
25 posts
3 tags
I love that I have friends where I can "like"...
it pays to have worn-in friends.
4 tags
Today I fished my hot new greek neighbor's soccer...
There’s a good chance he is still in high school…
Dang. I need a boyfriend…
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My ""blog:""
A picture of a dandelion
some funny thing someone you don’t know said about something you don’t care about
5 page post about how much I love my friends
Another picture of a dandelion
Cake
Cupcakes
A picture of a jellyfish
A recipe
Self pity
A picture of 5 jellyfish
thestormyjordan asked: Do you realize that the person you reblogged that picture of ariel from has the url satansscrotum
Is it just me?
I just get to thinking about like jellyfish and sea urchins and sea creatures and it is just so hard to realize that something without a face can be alive.
I have a new thing for marine life. Idk what that is.
when i say that i literally have the best friends...
brittanysaysrelax:
i literally have the best friends in the entire world.
I have zero patience.
.
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I don’t understand me.
I don’t understand life.
When did my problems change from “what am I gonna bring for a snack at recess?” to “what am I going be, and who do I want to become?”
When did I become an adult.
Why aren’t things ever the way we expect.
I don’t know what my life will be.
I just want it to BE.
Today, my friend, was a good day.
Well if you've got the poison
then I’ve got the remedy.
My name is Alex.
And I am an obsessive cleaner triggered by anxiety.
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The worst feeling in the world is when you get your hopes up for something that will probably never come to be. I hate when things are so uncertain. I would rather know for sure when something isn’t going to happen so I can just know, feel sad for a second, and then get over it. It’s this “it might happen… just keep holding on” mentality that kills me. All...
hi drea.
thestormyjordan:
whendandelionsbloom:
thestormyjordan:
I just need someone to go to IHOP with me so I can get free pancakes.
That’s all I want in life is that bad
WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL NOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
LOL Good times :)
