Is this real life?

Tumblr has become such a dark place.

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 03:27:39 -0500

Visiting for the first time in, like, a year. So strange… *crawling back under my rock*

OMGOMG I just accidentally added someone on Facebook while trying to creep them. I think I just...

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 18:30:00 -0400

OMGOMG I just accidentally added someone on Facebook while trying to creep them. I think I just died. This is the end.

There are few things that I love more than harmonizing.

Sun, 05 Aug 2012 00:18:13 -0400

Cause when I’m on it, I’m ON IT.

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:05:34 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Little kids really have the best jokes.

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 15:48:07 -0400

Little kids really have the best jokes.

mycrazy-beautifulife: please. how do non californians do it?

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 15:46:29 -0400

mycrazy-beautifulife:

please.

how do non californians do it?

I'm so sick of seeing Lana Del Rey EVERYWHERE I go on the internet.

Tue, 24 Jul 2012 23:36:39 -0400

I admit, she has a quality. But if I listened to a whole cd of her’s I would probably want to kill myself because the chick sounds like a naughty baby kitten with a cold or something. And she is always just talking to music.

Not to mention she looks like that alien from mars attacks. And she does a creepy glide walk like her too.

"Aspergers is such a weird word. Sounds like you could only get it on Uranus."

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 00:22:01 -0400

“Aspergers is such a weird word. Sounds like you could only get it on Uranus.”

- My Dad

Ladies and gentleman, My dad.

Sat, 21 Jul 2012 00:19:56 -0400

Me: Have you ever seen the movie Adam?
Dad: No...
Me: Well, my friend said it's really good. It's about a guy who has Aspergers who falls in love with a girl that doesn't have Aspergers.
Dad: Wow. Sounds Like a comedy.

Why do I always have cake disasters when I am not feeling well?

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 17:47:28 -0400

This is why Brett needs to team up with me so I can make him do everything when i’m under the weather. haha

Lord have mercy on my soul. 🍦💚 #talenti #icecream #dessert...

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 22:55:19 -0400

Lord have mercy on my soul. 🍦💚 #talenti #icecream #dessert #delicious #gelato (Taken with Instagram)

Creeping everyone rn

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:51:25 -0400

I hope that’s ok…

brittanysaysrelax: windingroadsblindinglights replied to your post: I just went on the first and...

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 14:38:28 -0400

brittanysaysrelax:

windingroadsblindinglights replied to your post: I just went on the first and last blind date of my life.

Tell him I will kick his natural ass if he tries to make a move on you on the first date

Thanks, boo. But there will be no need for that seeing as he doesn’t have my number and I never intend on seeing this human again.

Seriously Brett, I was planning an escape route 5 minutes into the date. It was so uncomfortable. You should read the texts I sent to Kayla, it was so hard to not laugh.

Hahahaha omgsh Brett LOL will Mimi adopt us all? Please?

Boston’s beautiful sites and delicious cream pie! 🍰💚😃...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:30:19 -0400

Boston’s beautiful sites and delicious cream pie! 🍰💚😃 @acp_ @ricardoagustinperez @erickalexanderperez (Taken with Instagram)

Cape cod, MA. #nofilter #travel #eastcoast #familyvacation @acp_...

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 15:31:57 -0400

Cape cod, MA. #nofilter #travel #eastcoast #familyvacation @acp_ @ricardoagustinperez @erickalexanderperez (Taken with Instagram)

I found it! The only person that ever bought this sticker!...

Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:06:31 -0400

I found it! The only person that ever bought this sticker! (Taken with Instagram)

Arlington national cemetery. The Kennedy graves and the tomb of...

Sun, 08 Jul 2012 11:17:11 -0400

Arlington national cemetery. The Kennedy graves and the tomb of the unknown soldier. (Taken with Instagram)

gary-brown: congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a...

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 18:39:41 -0400

gary-brown:

congratulations to whoever invented the word queue you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one

The liberty bell 🔔🇺🇸❤ (Taken with Instagram)

Sat, 07 Jul 2012 10:20:12 -0400

The liberty bell 🔔🇺🇸❤ (Taken with Instagram)

Remember the question society?

Fri, 06 Jul 2012 07:58:12 -0400

L-O-L.